Category Archives: The Songs

11. Joromi – Simi

Memories of sitting out on the balcony with the Official Threehundredsongs Ex-girlfriend. Long autumn evenings, we would sit and talk as the sun set over the river, then play this song. Eventually we’d get drunk and sing along.

But we don’t have the spirit for that now. 4,000 miles of distance between us made sure of that.

I believe that when you love someone, you never can possibly stop loving them. Sometimes the world just gets in the way.

Call me sooner.

Artist: Simi
Album: Simisola
Writer: Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye
Producer: Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye
Released: 2017; X3M Music

10. It’s a Hup Ho World – Ozric Tentacles

This is where we get philosophical. Is it a song if it doesn’t have any words? Your author says probably. And it’s my site, my rules, as has previously been established.

I first saw Ozric Tentacles at what was then an actual polytechnic, it was that long ago. The night was a triple bill of Ozric Tentacles, Senser and Eat Static. A clumsy bunch of teenagers, we were probably too young to be there, and up way past our collective bedtimes. But a blast was had by all: I remember the walls visibly shaking when Kick Muck kicked in.

Senser also took the roof off the place, previewing material from their forthcoming debut LP Stacked Up, along with long-time Senser setlist mainstays including covers of Beastie Boys’ Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun, Dead Kennedys’ California Über Alles and Public Enemy’s Channel Zero.

It’s a Hup Ho World is a somewhat different mood: the signature Tentacular space rock guitar is there, but it’s a gentler, more ambient side of it, backed with tremolo-driven synths, exotic, pseudo-ethnic jangles, and obligatory seaside sound effects. It’s all very new age indeed, but a pleasing listen. Is this the genesis of ASMR? You decide.

If we’re in the era of polytechnics, then we’re also in the era of cassettes. The first six Ozrics albums were self-released solely on that venerable medium, and available only via mail order or at the merch stand—typically manned by Blim, Ozrics’ long-term artist-in-residence.

Countless studio and live albums followed, many of them even available on CD. In 2003, Jurassic Shift actually reached no. 11 in the UK album charts, presumably to the collective bewilderment of all onlookers—staunch Ozrics fans and hapless chart-pop aficianados alike. That its packaging was made entirely from hemp may or may not have had some influence in the matter.

In a pleasing turn of events, Ozric Tentacles are still recording and touring to this day. 2023 sees a further series of double-header shows with the legendary Gong.

Of course, of the lineup from 1992, only virtuoso guitarist Ed Wynne remains, but it was always Ed’s band anyway. Ozrics are very much a family affair these days, with Ed’s son Silas on all the electronic noisy bits, and Mrs. Brandi Wynne on bass, all accompanied by a revolving drumstool that would do Spın̈al Tap proud.

Either way, Threehundredsongs will be there, perhaps even wearing my decades-old badges from last time around. Do come and say hello.

As for today’s playlist, there’s obviously a lot of Ozrics, Senser and Gong, plus an Eat Static collaboration with Gong progenitor Steve Hillage. Silas & Saski is Ed’s son Silas and his pal. Their unique combination of space rock, English choral chamber music and reggae seems about right.

Artist: Ozric Tentacles
Album: Sliding Gliding Worlds
Writer: Ed Wynne
Producer: Unknown. Probably Ed Wynne
Released: 1988; Independent

9. Elephant – Jason Isbell

How do you write a song about accompanying a close friend who is in the process of dying of cancer, yet retain a sense of humour—albeit it a dry, gallows humour—about it?

Well, if you’re Jason Isbell, this is how. It is the opinion of Threehundredsongs that Jason is among the very finest living songwriters. And it’s my site, my rules so you’ll have to deal with it.

When she was drunk, she made cancer jokes
Made up her own doctors’ notes
Surrounded by her family, I saw that she was dying alone

It’s difficult to select a lyric, let along to add many of my own words, since the song is basically perfect in every possible way from start to finish, but:

If I’d fucked her before she got sick
I’d never hear the end of it
She don’t have the spirit for that now
We just drink our drinks and laugh out loud
And bitch about the weekend crowd
And try to ignore the elephant somehow

You’ll just have to listen to it yourself I guess.

There’s one thing that’s real clear to me
No one dies with dignity
We just try to ignore the elephant somehow

Artist: Jason Isbell
Album: Southeastern
Writer: Jason Isbell
Producer: Dave Cobb
Released: 2013; Southeastern Records

All lyrics © 2013 Southeastern Records/Jason Isbell.

8. Essence – Lucinda Williams

Lucinda Williams released her first album, Ramblin’ on My Mind, in 1979. Despite plentiful successful as a songwriter—her songs being recorded by country royalty including Mary Chapin Carpenter, Patty Loveless and Emmylou Harris—it took until 1998’s Car Wheels on a Gravel Road for Lucinda to garner a great deal of attention as a performer in her own right.

Album cover of Essence by Lucinda Williams

With 2001’s Essence, and in particular its title track, Lucinda’s voice—always magnificent—takes a new turn. This, now, is a grown-ass woman who knows exactly what she wants. And what she wants is for adults only. We all know what this song is about: it’s Lucinda being utterly filthy, and here at Threehundredsongs, we fully approve of that sort of thing.

Baby, sweet baby
You’re my drug
Come on and let me taste your stuff

Perhaps later, Lucinda. Can we just cuddle and talk a little while longer?

I am waiting here for more
I am waiting by your door
I am waiting on your back steps

Apparently not: we appear to have a stalking situation on our hands here. There is a myth that men are predatory, while women are the victims. Let’s see…

I am waiting in my car
I am waiting at this bar
I am waiting for your essence

Lucinda’s aching, incessant sensuality come through in every syllable.

Baby, sweet baby
Can’t get enough
Please come find me and help me get fucked up

I am waiting for your essence

By Essence, Lucinda leaves the interpretation open to the reader, as in all good art. I’m pretty sure I know what she means. And, like I said, the lady knows exactly what she wants.

The credits read like an Americana family tree: Ryan Adams, Jim Keltner, Reese Wynans, Gary Louris. But does that matter, when the song is all Lucinda, and is sheer pornography? The passion, the heat and the build-up are tangible in this one. Cold showers all round?

Now in her eighth decade, Lucinda’s fifteenth studio album, Stories from a Rock n Roll Heart is to be released in June of this year. You can pre-order buy it via lucindawilliams.com.

Artist: Lucinda Williams
Album: Essence
Writer: Lucinda Williams
Producer: Charlie Sexton, Lucinda Williams
Released: UMG Recordings, 2001

7. Upside Down & Inside Out – OK Go

There is very little to say about OK Go that hasn’t already been said, other than that their music and songs often get upstaged by their mental videos. It’s worth closing your eyes and opening your ears, though.

It’s like a freight train

That being said, here’s one of their videos. No prizes for guessing which two of the cast absolutely win it for me.

Which is the lyric? Well…

Gravity’s just a habit that you’re really sure you can’t break

But I’ll go with:

I wish I had said the things you thought that I had said

You and me both, brother.

Artist: OK Go
Album: Hungry Ghosts
Producer: Dave Fridmann and Tony Hoffer
Released: 2005, Paracadute/OK Go

6. Cheer Up (You Miserable Fuck) – David Ford

After the evening I’ve had, the soundtrack has to be David Ford’s I Sincerely Apologise for all the Trouble I’ve Caused. The title alone tells it all. It reads like a suicide note, but it isn’t.

I Sincerely Apologise for all the Trouble I've Caused by David Ford

Which is the song?

I Don’t Care What You Call Me feels right, but we don’t all have that protective coating.

State of the Nation is the best song on the album: a damning indictment of several entities who should be indicted, as relevant today as it was in 2005. But that’s politics and too depressing and distracting to dwell on right now.

I’ll pick Cheer Up (You Miserable Fuck). Is that the redemption? Depends on who is saying it and who is on the receiving end of those words.

Either way, a thoroughly beautiful, and brutally honest album from a magnificent songwriter.

Artist: David Ford
Album: I Sincerely Apologise for all the Trouble I’ve Caused
Producer: David Ford, at home in Lewes, East Sussex
Released: 2005, Indipendiente/Magnolia

5. Call Your Own – Amandla

Soundtrack for the evening (yes, I know it’s morning) is Amandla’s Falling Alone.

Personal because Claude Coleman Jr. was a close friend, absolute gentleman, and legendary drummer.

And also shit at table football. You’d think a professional drummer would have hand-eye co-ordination, but you would be sadly, sadly mistaken.

Claude is the drummer in Ween, and later Eagles of Death Metal, whilst being kind of hot at graphic design, which is how I met him. He’s kind of hot anyway.

Which is the song?

I’ll go with Call Your Own. A simple love song to an unborn infant.

And I’ll leave you with my memory of Claude walking into the office in Kentish Town where we worked, which was the Jewish News, and what was then totallyjewish dot com. Dude strutted in, surveyed the room full of writers and misfits and said quite loudly, in his upstate New York drawl: “Damn! Jewish women got it goin’ on!”

You ain’t wrong Claude. But only he could get away with that.

Artist: Amandla
Album: Falling Alone
Producer: Claude Coleman Jr.
Released: 2001, Sounds of Black Sheep

4. Joanne – Zoë Wren

Soundtrack for the evening is Zoë Wren’s Inspired. Ostensibly a covers album, it’s clearly a very personal work for Zoë.

It’s kind of personal for me too. Not least because I got to meet Zoë on one of my very first shifts working at Colchester Arts Centre. Which is where I kinda fell in love with her, and loaded up on her impressive merch, in some sort of findom Stockholm Syndrome trance, presumably. But more accurately, she is a beautiful artist and thoroughly lovely person.

Which is the song? Well, Who Knows Where the Time Goes is a little too personal. We played the Fairport Convention original at my sister’s funeral and so I can’t ever listen to that song again. And nobody can ever come close to Sandy Denny anyway.

Can you cover a Joni Mitchell song and get away with it? Apparently so. Zoë’s interpretation of Both Sides Now nails it.

But I’ll go with Joanne. Apparently by Lady Gaga originally. Not an artist I’ve invested a lot of time in learning about, but the song is an emotional killer, and Zoë will show you why.

Artist: Zoë Wren
Album: Inspired
Producer: Tristano Galimberti
Released: 2019, Folkstock Records

3. No Love – The Get Up Kids

Soundtrack for the evening… The Get Up Kids’ debut Four Minute Mile was made on a tiny budget. Teenage drummer Ryan Pope even had to be signed out of school by his mum to make it to the recording session.

Album cover of Four Minute Mile, by The Get Up Kids

Is this album the foundation of emo? Rites of Spring might argue. After a night blasting this, my neighbours may argue too. But we’re not arguing here, we’re loving.

Which is the song? Better Half is the emotional killer, and sign of what was to come for TGUK. The song about Amy (Don’t Hate Me, and damn, I still love you Amy) bruises me. No Love is the redemption.

Which is the lyric?

I can’t put my hands all over you, but think of what the two of us could do

Or maybe the crux of the matter is:

I don’t want you to love me any more

Kind of gets a dude off the hook, doesn’t it?

Artist: The Get Up Kids
Album: Four Minute Mile
Producer: Bob Weston
Released: 2001, Doghouse Records

2. Still Shaking – The Ashtray Hearts

Cover of the CD of Old Numbers by The Ashtray Hearts

It isn’t easy to find a lot of information about The Ashtray Hearts, at least here in the UK. I suspect that much of what little attention they have garnered here over the years is thanks to legendary broadcaster Bob Harris, who played them extensively on both his Weekend and Country shows for many years from 2002 onwards, and featured Still Shaking on Volume IV of his rather wonderful Bob Harris Presents… CD series in 2003.

What’s that writing on your hand
A reminder that will take you away
Back to your life, one that I once knew
I’d give anything to be there with you

Hailing from The Ashtray Hearts’ 2002 LP Old Numbers, Still Shaking is far from cheerful music. I don’t think they ever recorded any cheerful music, to be fair. The song draws heavily on the band’s favourite themes of loss, loneliness and rueful nostalgia, interspersed with brief moments of guarded optimism…

Sitting in your backyard
Wasting another night
Let me take your hand
One last time until we get it right

…and half-committal, lump-in-throat confessions:

I’ve done nothing more
Than let the two of us down

It’s all set against a characteristic Ashtray Hearts arrangement, both sparse and lush at the same time, somehow. The song is driven by a rolling banjo figure—which manages to make even that instrument sound musical—and the warm, distant trumpet lament which the band have used so evocatively throughout their works.

The Ashtray Hearts couldn’t really be described as prolific, having released four whole albums in a little over two decades. In a pleasing turn of events, they are still recording though, with 2023’s Golden Century arriving just 10 years after the previous release, The Strangest Light. I note that they’re still on Free Election Records, the tiny Minneapolis label on which they started all those years ago, which is rather heartwarming.

I’d love to tell you more about the band, but there really isn’t that much information about them available. Perhaps that air of mystique is kind of appropriate to their music all the same.

Artist: The Ashtray Hearts
Album: Old Numbers
Producer: Jon Tranberry, Quillan Roe
Released: Free Election Records, 2002